• Mum: alright everyone dinner is ready
  • *nobody responds*
  • Mum: how many times have i told you guys dinner is ready nobody appreciates me in this house your food is going to get cold i hate you all why can't you listen to me for once
  • *i go to the dinner table, nothing there*
  • Me: mum where's the food
  • Mum: yeah it'll be ready in a few minutes